omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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