The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
please come you make the beer taste better
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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