would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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