ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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