I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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