I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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