just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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