Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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