we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
its liver damage thursday
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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