I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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