I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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