So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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