If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
...so i touched it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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