I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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