I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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