just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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