Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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