you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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