it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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