drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
BRING THE BAGELS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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