so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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