He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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