This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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