guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
do herpes really smell.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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