Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
what if I'm pregnant?
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well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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