escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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