I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
