Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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