Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
she told me i tasted like america
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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