i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
So here I am, sexting at work.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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