then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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