My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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