dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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