You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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