I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
My underwear smells like fireworks.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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