Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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