just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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