Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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