: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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