somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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