oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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