Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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