That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
honey bunches of taint.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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