I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
