Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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