I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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