Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I haven't been this sober since birth.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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