I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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