I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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