That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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