i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Blood and glitter go together right?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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