Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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