My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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