We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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