they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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